Door Hanger Irritant, Part Two

Dear Mr., Mrs. or Ms. National Fuel door-to-door meter reader,
I see you missed Thursday's message, because when I came home Friday, there was another door hanger at our house stating that you had been here to read the meter, that we were not home and now asking us to read the meter and call it in to you. Thanks for your repeated, unsuccessful efforts to reach us, ignoring once again the fact that we work during the day.
It is always rewarding to see the hard-earned money we pay to you be peed down the toilet as you time and time again try to read the meter during the work day; nothing better than getting no service for virtually usury natural gas rates.
Sincerely,
a less than amused Kevin J. Hosey