And "Colon Blow" Was a Joke

I saw a television commercial at about 7:56 p.m. today, Monday, July 9, that I loudly laughed at while shaking my head in amazement.
The television commercial, broadcast during "Jeopardy," was for "Super Colon Cleanse," and a blandly smiling Stepford Wife-style woman declares that the product makes her "feel clean from the inside out."
Indeed.