Quiet Super Bowl Sunday

Val and I will be watching the Super Bowl at home with our dog, Walker Evans, tonight. I have never been a real Super Bowl party kind of person, and have attended three, if I remember correct, all with my Eight-Year Sentence.
I want to watch the game, and this year, Val, the Chicago native, is interested for the first time since the last time Green Bay played in a Super Bowl. If you want to read a funny, accurate and expanded reason as to why Super Bowl parties suck if you are a football fan, check out Kevin P.'s piece at Bfloblog.