A Message from Paul Painkiller

It appears that Paul Painkiller, the singer and lead, um character of the Painkillers, Buffalo's most underrated and underappreciated punk band, joins some other people in being less than excited about this year's presidential candidates. He sent this e-mail out Saturday night, unedited:

HELLO VOTER
WHO'S GOING TO BRING TAXES DOWN AND CUT INFLATION?? NOBODY!
WHO'S GOING TO MAKE IT SAFE TO WALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT? NOBODY!
WHO'S GOING TO TALK THE TRUTH AND KEEP THE PROMISES MADE? NOBODY!
I AM NOBODY, AND I'M ASKING FOR YOUR VOTE AS A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE!!
DON'T BELIEVE THE OTHERS' HYPE, BELIEVE THAT NOBODY CAN GET IT DONE!!! so please vote NOBODY for president, because NOBODY really care about you!!!
This is an e-mail from the friends of NOBODY, and has been approved by NOBODY!!!
If you and your friend's don't vote for NOBODY, then it's not NOBODY'S FAULT!!!!
RX THE WORLD!!

It may not be 100 percent original, but you know where Paul stands.