Don't Keep Me Hanging on the Telephone

To the man (and it has happened from people of both genders) who called and left his name, a number I discovered was from Long Island and a message to "call me, it's urgent:" Do not think that I am frigging stupid enough to call a long distance number for a name I do not recognize with no reason why to call back and no organization or other reference as to who you are or why you are calling. If this is a legitimate call, you can call us back; if it isn't (adult language warning), fuck you.